Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
20 golden rules for any office
1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and
Promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person,
the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more
number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good,
you will get out of it.
6. When the Bosses talk about improving, productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.
7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say, you've
done and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the
butt.
9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being
a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it is n't the work you are
supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your
job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you
know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible
for everything that goes wrong And Last but more "Chamchagiri"
Online BLOOD availability/requirements tracking - For emergency
Hello All,
There is a site: www.friendstosupport.org
where you can search for a Particular blood group, you will get thousand's of donor addresses.
Pass this message to all you know.
It will help many.
Please spread this to as many people as you can.
You will really help someone without your Knowledge.
If you can't! then who can?
There is a site: www.friendstosupport.org
where you can search for a Particular blood group, you will get thousand's of donor addresses.
Pass this message to all you know.
It will help many.
Please spread this to as many people as you can.
You will really help someone without your Knowledge.
If you can't! then who can?
Racism... A fantastic incident... Worth reading.
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."
The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.
"It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."
The Hostess turned to the black guy, & said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.
This is a true story. If you are against racism, please send this to all your friends; please do not delete it without sending it to at least 1 person.
WELL DONE, British Airways!!
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."
The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.
"It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."
The Hostess turned to the black guy, & said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.
This is a true story. If you are against racism, please send this to all your friends; please do not delete it without sending it to at least 1 person.
WELL DONE, British Airways!!
Green Tip of the Day -- By Dr.A.P.J.Abdul Kalam
Dear all,
A tip by Dr.A.P.J.Abdul Kalam......
Most of us in the IT field, used to do one thing before leaving for the day from office,
Press Ctrl+Alt+ Del and leave to home happily. That means your PC is still on..
One normal PC in the sleeping mode (Hibernation) will consume 35 watts/hr.
Based on this we will do a small calculation.
For one week 24 * 7 = 168 Hrs
Of this if we consider that we are working for 68 hours, then
the PC is in sleeping mode for 100 Hrs a week. For one month 4 * 100 = 400 Hrs
In a normal IT office, if we assume approximately 250 PCs are there,
250 * 400 = 1,00,000 Hrs (Sleeping Mode)
So the power wasted in an office in a month is,
100000 * 35 = 3500 KWH or units.
If the charge per unit is Indian Rs. 6, then totally the wastage value is approximately 21000 Indian rupees.
Here the sad thing is not the money loss to the company but the power loss to the country. (Hope no company is bothered about this procedure of keeping the system in sleeping mode)
Apart from the loss to the country we need to think of the efforts people are putting for producing the power in the Mines, Thermal Stations, Hydro electric Stations, etc. If this is to continue, the cost of unit power will go up & at one stage we will not get power even if we are ready to pay any cost.
So before leaving to home take some time to shut down the PC and do some favour to the country and the organization.
If you feel that this point is to be considered forward this to all your friends.
*** Do it once it will become a Habit... Good Habit... be a good citizen of India.....
Please switch off your PC, before you leave.
Most of us in the IT field, used to do one thing before leaving for the day from office,
Press Ctrl+Alt+ Del and leave to home happily. That means your PC is still on..
One normal PC in the sleeping mode (Hibernation) will consume 35 watts/hr.
Based on this we will do a small calculation.
For one week 24 * 7 = 168 Hrs
Of this if we consider that we are working for 68 hours, then
the PC is in sleeping mode for 100 Hrs a week. For one month 4 * 100 = 400 Hrs
In a normal IT office, if we assume approximately 250 PCs are there,
250 * 400 = 1,00,000 Hrs (Sleeping Mode)
So the power wasted in an office in a month is,
100000 * 35 = 3500 KWH or units.
If the charge per unit is Indian Rs. 6, then totally the wastage value is approximately 21000 Indian rupees.
Here the sad thing is not the money loss to the company but the power loss to the country. (Hope no company is bothered about this procedure of keeping the system in sleeping mode)
Apart from the loss to the country we need to think of the efforts people are putting for producing the power in the Mines, Thermal Stations, Hydro electric Stations, etc. If this is to continue, the cost of unit power will go up & at one stage we will not get power even if we are ready to pay any cost.
So before leaving to home take some time to shut down the PC and do some favour to the country and the organization.
If you feel that this point is to be considered forward this to all your friends.
*** Do it once it will become a Habit... Good Habit... be a good citizen of India.....
Please switch off your PC, before you leave.
Gavaskar – Very funny
Ek saal ki baat hai..
There was a movie released called "GAVASKAR" in Australia...
Apna Sunil Gavaskar felt very proud about it.
He went personally to watch the movie and check out how his image was portrayed in the movie. Movie chaalu ho gayi ... interval tak Gavaskar ka koi naamonishaan nahi..
Then Gavaskar thought movie me asli actor interval ke baad hi aata hai.
But the bad part is movie got over and no Gavaskar found. Gavaskar got wild and he decided to sue the movie producers & directors.
He asked "Gavaskar naam ki movie banayi aur mere bare me kuch bhi nahi aisa kyon kiya??"
Then he got a reply and after hearing that he got silent and came back home in India......
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"Tumne bhi to BORDER movie banayi lekin Allan Border ke baare me kuch bataya kya ??"
Managers
Once during a Management training program, a team of Senior Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So these Managers went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the measuring tape - the whole thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers,
Re-erects the flagpole and walks straight-away.
After the Engineer has gone, one Manager turns to another and laughs …
"Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Moral : No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the measuring tape - the whole thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers,
Re-erects the flagpole and walks straight-away.
After the Engineer has gone, one Manager turns to another and laughs …
"Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Moral : No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you.
Founder of orkut!!!! - Really interesting.... !!!!
Not make billions… but at least loose girlfriend and save ur own money :)
*The Story.... *
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....
but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead
list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late
20s, achievement in itself!
He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to
make a software where he could search for his gf through
the web...
Things went as planned...
n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and
3 long years!!
It was time to shut down the search operation, when
the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars
profit in its first year, we today know as ORKUT .
The guy's name is *ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN*. Yes it's named
after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we
do like scrapping.
*The Story.... *
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....
but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead
list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late
20s, achievement in itself!
He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to
make a software where he could search for his gf through
the web...
Things went as planned...
n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and
3 long years!!
It was time to shut down the search operation, when
the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars
profit in its first year, we today know as ORKUT .
The guy's name is *ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN*. Yes it's named
after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we
do like scrapping.
*He is expected to b the richest person by 2009. *
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor
his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000
friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!! *
Some other Cool Facts about this guy: *
* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5
every time you view your friend's friend-list.
"Moral of the story"*
LOSE GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS!!!!*
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor
his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000
friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!! *
Some other Cool Facts about this guy: *
* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5
every time you view your friend's friend-list.
"Moral of the story"*
LOSE GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS!!!!*
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