Yeh pad kar tumhe kuch yaad aayega.........un yado ko kabhi fiki mat padne dena............ tum mujhe yaad rakhna me tumhe yaad dilata rahunga..........
Reminds us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day afterday...
1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hui?"
"Attendance ho gayikya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, jab bathroom me koi ghusa hua tha"
"Aab neend nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class time pe karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de nahi to kisse likhunga......."
"Kal proxy mari tha kya"
" koi itti subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"w obhi iss class ke liye"
2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
.......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Pooja kya lag rahi hai aaj be........" HE HE HE HE !! ;))))
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya saala(H.O.D) ro raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi kadakchai chahiye......"
3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"are bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Aree tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na yaar........."
4. sessionals Test
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna syllabus hai to annual mein kya hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya. bas.....aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta ab......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye TAAU kahan hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to main pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega. ab .." SAHI !!
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, atendence bolna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hui thi"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."
"They should allow XEROX........" :D
7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ki reference book kounsi hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"
8 . VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghantadoonga"
"Aeee......Akash.....terese kya poocha......."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Bhai!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai" :D
9 . VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point" :D
"Roll no. 18 ka watt laga diya hai" (I was Roll no. 18 L )
"External is asking ctlr key ka ascii code kya hai ?"
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai ?"
10 . Submission
"Ye bhi chhaaapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." :D
"Tujhe Director ke sign aate hain kya? bhargav ko ate he"
11 . convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal" :D
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh HI aata hai" :D ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" รข€“ PERFECT ONE
"External ke aane ka pura scene hai....... "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........" I AGREE !! !!
.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........
.......... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........
.......... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........
.......... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........
.......... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........
.......... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai .........
.......... hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ........
.......... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ........
........ exam ke rat k time pe wo pandit ki chai yaad aati hai ........
.......... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai .........
.......... Apni galtiyon pe unse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......
..........Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai........
.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
.......... bas ek bar aur ........
.......... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
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