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Monday, April 5, 2010

Santa - Banta. Back with fresh ones

Just For Smiles ..!!! 

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!  
  



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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! 





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Santa  : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet :  Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!


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Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?          


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Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa :  A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!

Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
           


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Santa :  Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta :  Kyoo Ji ?

Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
          


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Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa :  Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon..

Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.

Santa :  Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet :  Phone Mere Liye Tha!



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Santa  : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.


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Santa :  Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!

Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.


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Santa :  Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
 

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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
 

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A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!


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Santa :  When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.

Santa :  How does that help?

Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

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